Fuck me.

So he told me ...

That I was ultimate drama queen
My smart ass wise cracks swing like spiked bats to his face
They say the proof is in the pudding
He said that shits true
Because when he dug into me
All hell went loose, he ended up being my anytime errand boy
He became my hand puppet I was the puppet master
Everything done wrong was his fault
A swift slap to the face for turning his head
A swift kick to the groin for ordering the wrong food
That I was a waste of his emotions and an empty wallet

.. yup.